Candle Efficiency

Content Cutting corners to meet arbitrary management deadlines Essential Copying and Pasting from Stack Overflow O'REILLY The Practical Developer ThePracticalDev

Content What've you got for me? PC RAM I'll take all of it. disk space CPU

Content Some weird uptary found via google Me Perfectly good code base

Content NON TECHNICAL PERSON COMMON LI. TERMINOLOGY IS THIS OFFENSIVE?

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Ah, the legendary "security by obscurity" approach! This poor soul thinks removing their password from a list of common passwords will protect them from hackers. Meanwhile, they're literally broadcasting their password ("dolphins") by showing the diff where they're removing it from the file. It's like putting a "DEFINITELY NOT HIDING MONEY HERE" sign on your mattress. The 263 thumbs up and 353 laughing reactions show everyone appreciates this spectacular self-own. Security experts everywhere just collectively facepalmed so hard they broke their mechanical keyboards.