Candle Efficiency

So you're telling me the entire month's worth of "backend work" was... a login form. Not the authentication system. Not the API endpoints. Not the database schema. Just the HTML form itself. The PM is about to discover that "working on critical infrastructure" translates to copy-pasting a basic sign-in page that's been unchanged since 2003. The "Keep me Signed in" checkbox is already checked by default too, which is definitely a security feature and not laziness. Best part? That "Forgot Password?" link probably goes nowhere. Or worse, it's a TODO comment in the backend that says "implement later."

Content These programmers always travel in groups of five There's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group.

Every year without fail, someone remembers in late January that they still have "© 2024 Company Name. All rights reserved." sitting in their footer. It's the web dev equivalent of writing the wrong year on checks for the first month. You know it needs updating, you even added it to your mental todo list, but somehow it always slips through until someone inevitably points it out or you randomly notice it yourself weeks later. The real pros just hardcode the current year in a template variable and forget about it forever. The rest of us? We'll see you next January when we go through this dance again.

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Content Side-project There we are, nearly done. Just a few more hours and this thing will be up and running... Oh wait, I just had an idea.. Let's try out that new framework, just for fun... Starting another side-project, are we? Yeah... Well no actually, I've nearly finished the other one sol just wanted to test out this other thing

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