Candle Efficiency

computer science binary Optimization Birthday Base conversion Nerd cake Bit representation Programmer efficiency Decimal to binary

Programming Algorithms Math

3 months ago 107,236 views 0 shares

Candle Efficiency

binary-memes, birthday-memes, programmer-efficiency-memes, base-conversion-memes, geek-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, binary humor at its finest! The cake has exactly 6 candles arranged in blue-red-blue-blue-red-blue order, which translates to 101100 in binary. And what's 101100 in decimal? Exactly 20! This is peak programmer efficiency—why waste plastic on 20 separate candles when you can represent the same number with just 6? Saving both the environment and showing off your nerd credentials in one delicious chocolate package. The family probably stood around awkwardly while the birthday girl explained the joke to everyone before blowing out her "bits."

More Like This

Finally found the heaviest object in the universe

Programming Javascript Databases Frontend Backend

3 years ago 52.3K views 0 shares

Finally found the heaviest object in the universe | object-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, npm-memes, public-memes, dependencies-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content no-one-left-behind 2018.2.10 Public Published 4 years ago B Readme Explore BETA 3 1,000 Dependencies All packages Depends on every package in pm. Installation Please don't.. pm install all-packages Keywords none

Literally The Only One

Programming Gamedev

1 month ago 65.4K views 0 shares

Literally The Only One

The internet's favorite pastime: declaring "All big tech CEOs are bad"... until they remember Gabe Newell exists. The meme perfectly captures the cognitive dissonance of tech communities who rage against corporate overlords until their beloved Steam lord appears. Suddenly it's all confused SpongeBob faces trying to reconcile their anti-CEO stance with their undying love for the guy who delays Half-Life 3 for another decade while swimming in Valve money. The exception that proves the rule? Or just proof that giving away games at 90% off during seasonal sales buys a lot of goodwill? Either way, Gaben remains the unicorn CEO who somehow escapes the pitchforks.

Companies getting Agile wrong since 2001

Programming

3 years ago 20.7K views 0 shares

Companies getting Agile wrong since 2001 | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content BY "AGILE YOU MEAN "WATERFALL IN SPRINTS

This Title Has No Meaninful Contribution To Society

Programming Devops Git

3 months ago 122.2K views 0 shares

This Title Has No Meaninful Contribution To Society

Ah, the classic GitHub existential crisis! Someone created a repo with the self-aware name "This project has no meaningful contribution to society" and then someone else opened an issue with the most dramatic comment possible: "We are in dire and immediate need of innovation." It's like showing up to a kid's lemonade stand and demanding they solve the global water crisis. The best part? The issue got 19 reactions and was promptly closed. Nothing says "welcome to open source" like passionate debates about projects that openly admit their uselessness. This is basically every developer's side project that started with "I'll change the world" and ended with "please don't look at my code."

no junior devs were harmed during the making of this meme

Programming

3 years ago 19.2K views 0 shares

no junior devs were harmed during the making of this meme | devs-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Entry level Job advertisement Junior devs 10 years experience in 38 different languages

Wise words

Programming Databases Backend Cloud

3 years ago 31.6K views 0 shares

Wise words | programming-memes, program-memes, string-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, vm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content var fs require("fs") var words fs.readfileSync("words.txt").toString0); words words.split("'n"); Don't ever be afraid that you're not a real programmer because you still look stuff up. var fs require ("fs"); var words fs.readFileSync("words.txt").toString0); words words.split("n"); The important part about programming is not remembering exact words or syntax: var fs require ("fs"); var words fs.readFileSync("words. txt"). toString(); words words.split("n"); it is breaking down a problem, working out how to solve it,