“Can we sync over a quick call?” (Spoiler: the call is never “quick”)

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The eternal standoff between code quality and functionality. The naval officer (senior dev/code reviewer) is horrified by your spaghetti code abomination, but Captain Jack Sparrow (you, the pragmatic dev) has the ultimate comeback: it might be ugly, it might violate every best practice in the book, it might make grown engineers weep... but it does run . Nothing captures the essence of production code quite like this. That monstrosity held together with duct tape and prayers that nobody dares refactor because the last three devs who tried mysteriously disappeared. The code might be an unholy mess, but shipping working garbage beats perfect vaporware every time.

Content CHOP CHOP AARGH WHY IS THIS STRUCTURE HERE? WHERE COULD THIS BRIDGE POSSIBLY LEAD ? WHAT A HORRIBLY DESIGNED STREET, MOST INEFFICIENT. WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP? THIS SIGN DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH. THiS IS BRIDGE GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION DO? I hate reading other people's code.

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Content me: gets mad at code for not doing what I coded it to dot the code doing exactly what I coded it to do:

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