My Body Is A Machine That Turns Spaghetti Code Into Fettuccine Code

Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern developer! What starts as a lean, efficient algorithm in your brain somehow transforms into tangled spaghetti code when your fingers hit the keyboard. And then, after hours of refactoring and "optimizing," you've somehow made it worse—upgrading it to a thicker, more robust fettuccine code. It's the coding equivalent of going to the gym but somehow getting less fit. The skeleton represents what remains of your sanity after staring at nested if-statements and callback hell for 12 straight hours.

Pro tip: If your code base evolves to lasagna code (with too many layers), it might be time to consider a career change to actual pasta making.