Call Me Daddy

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Call Me Daddy

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That rare, godlike feeling when your multi-function monstrosity compiles without a single error on the first try. Suddenly you're not just a developer—you're practically royalty in the kingdom of code. The compiler bows to your superior syntax. Runtime errors? Those are for peasants. For approximately 3.7 seconds, before you realize your logic is completely broken, you sit on your throne feeling like the supreme overlord of programming. Bow before me, mortals, for I am the Chosen One who doesn't need Stack Overflow today!

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