But All Iknow Is Basic

Content CLAK Busted! Setting up an exportable build again! No! was Containerizing I swear!

Content EVENT 1 HAPPENED AT TIME T OKAY. THEN EVENT 2 HAPPENED AT TIME T2. MHMM. HOW WOULD YOU CALCULATE HOW MUCH TIME ELAPSED BETWEEN T, AND T? IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW AND A SIN TO ASK! T2 MINUS T. 34 34 T2 MINUS T. 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145 ProarammerHumor.io

That moment when you're explaining inheritance to your friend and suddenly you're drawing UML diagrams in the air while they stare at you like you're speaking ancient Sumerian. After 10 years of coding, I forget that not everyone dreams in recursive functions. The knowledge gap isn't a gap—it's the Mariana Trench, and I'm at the bottom with my IDE and coffee wondering why they can't grasp the simple concept of polymorphism.

Content Scrum Our same bullshit process with Scrum names Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture imgip.com Management They're the same picture.

Content Noooo, you need to use design patterns to make the code better. OOP helps Us. Just listen to Uncle Bob OOP makes everything unnecessarily convoluted 34 34 OOP makes everything unnecessarily convoluted 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

The duality of a programmer's existence in one perfect meme. Taking notes? That's for people who think they'll actually read them again. Meanwhile, the true coding warriors just slam their keyboards, write incomprehensible code at 2AM, and trust their future self to figure it out with nothing but cryptic variable names and zero comments. The confidence is breathtaking. The hubris is magnificent. The inevitable Stack Overflow search three weeks later when you have no idea what your own code does? Priceless.