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Top Programming Dance

Devops Databases Backend Cloud

9 days ago 253.7K views 0 shares

Top Programming Dance

Because OBVIOUSLY the best way to handle a major Elasticsearch migration is through the power of interpretive dance! Nothing says "professional DevOps strategy" quite like busting out TikTok choreography while your production cluster is screaming in agony. The sheer desperation of suggesting dance moves as a solution to migrating from Elasticsearch 5.x to 9.x is *chef's kiss* levels of absurdity. Like yeah Karen, let me just hit the Renegade real quick and magically all our deprecated APIs will update themselves! Breaking changes? Incompatible plugins? Data reindexing nightmares? Just vibe it out bestie! 💃

Boss We're Upgrading Now

Programming Typescript Debugging Backend

21 days ago 282.9K views 0 shares

Boss We're Upgrading Now

Nothing says "modern software development" quite like being held hostage by a codebase that's older than your career. The error message demanding version 14.0 or greater is the cherry on top—because apparently your company's legacy project is still running on a language version from when flip phones were cool. Meanwhile, management keeps asking why the new features are taking so long. Maybe because we're trying to build a rocket ship with stone tools? The best part is knowing that even if you DO upgrade, you'll spend the next three months fixing breaking changes and dealing with dependencies that haven't been maintained since the Obama administration.