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The eternal debugging dilemma captured perfectly! Instead of using actual debugging tools like responsible developers, we just frantically litter our code with console.log() , print() , or System.out.println() statements everywhere. It's the coding equivalent of fixing your car by taping notes to different parts saying "Is this making the weird noise?" Sure, proper debugging tools exist with breakpoints, variable inspection, and call stacks... but why use sophisticated tools when you can just write print("MADE IT HERE!!!") or the classic print("WHY GOD WHY???") at 2 AM? The funniest part? We all know which method actually takes longer, yet we still choose chaos every single time.

The Git workflow massacre in three acts: First, we see a majestic Airbus A350 on the runway - that's git commit , your changes safely packaged and ready. Next, the plane gloriously takes flight - git push sending your code to the remote repository. But wait! The punchline: git add is just people climbing stairs to nowhere. Because if you push without adding files first, you're essentially sending an empty plane. Nothing gets deployed except your career prospects. It's the classic "why isn't my code in production?" moment right before the horrifying realization that you've been committing and pushing literal nothingness for the past hour.

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The classic delusion of programmer exceptionalism, beautifully illustrated by Buzz Lightyear's character arc. At the top, we have the confident declaration "I'm a programmer, I am rare, pay me more" – the battle cry of every dev who just learned their first framework. Meanwhile, the bottom shows the harsh "Reality": shelves stacked with identical Buzz figurines, representing the actual job market flooded with programmers who all think they're special snowflakes. The tech industry's favorite fairy tale: believing you're a unique space ranger when you're actually mass-produced in a factory called Bootcamp™. Your "rare" skills? Yeah, there are about 10,000 Medium articles teaching those exact same skills to everyone else right now.

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