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The keyboard is literally on FIRE because some poor soul has been frantically smashing EVERY. SINGLE. KEY. trying to escape the black hole that is Vim! 😱 Notice how the Escape key is glowing red hot from desperation, while the ":wq" sequence (the actual way to save and quit) remains untouched in its pristine glory. It's the digital equivalent of being trapped in a room where the exit sign is written in ancient hieroglyphics while you're busy trying to headbutt through the walls! The sheer PANIC radiating from this keyboard is sending me into hysterics. The ultimate developer rite of passage - not knowing how to exit Vim and contemplating a career change mid-keystroke!