Behold My Kmeme

Content Algorithm (noun) Word used by programmers when they don't want to andor can't explain what they've done.

Content How much of the project is done. How I show it to my boss.

Content View code Q Jump to file EE README.md Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away. Set a due date and customize the number of days you offer them until the website is fully vanished. change these variables as you wish var due date new Date ('2017-02-27'); var daysdeadline 60; stop changing here Usage Just load the .js file in head

The Olympic sharpshooter progression we never knew we needed! First, we've got the elite marksman with VS Code - the precision tool for developers who want intellisense and pretty colors. Then there's Sublime Text - for the speed demons who think waiting 0.2 seconds for an IDE to load is basically eternity. But then... Notepad++ enters the chat. It's like bringing a Honda Civic to a Formula 1 race - somehow still has a cult following. And finally, the punchline - regular Windows Notepad. The coding equivalent of shooting with your eyes closed while facing backward. No syntax highlighting, no plugins, just pure text and tears. The weapon of choice for those who enjoy suffering or have a production emergency at 2 AM on a server with nothing else installed. And yes, we're deliberately not mentioning a certain editor that requires a PhD to exit. You know the one.

Content Programmer: passes away His friends: printf

Content Its ok to use light theme Its ok to hate caffeine Its ok to sleep all night Its ok to like meetings Its ok to have a life Its ok to like interruptions Its ok to like bossy people Its ok not to have stickers on your laptop Because you are not a programmer