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Ooooh, the scariest costume of them all! 👻 This IT Manager package comes with everything you need to haunt your dev team's nightmares! Just slip it on and watch your coworkers run screaming from the "free pizza" that mysteriously only appears when you need them to stay until midnight. The empty promises accessory pairs perfectly with the "we're like a family here" speech you'll give right before canceling everyone's PTO requests. Truly terrifying how accurate this is... I'm having flashbacks to my last job where my manager's idea of career development was hiring his golf buddy instead of promoting anyone internal. The costume even includes the special ability to develop selective hearing loss whenever a developer mentions "technical debt" or "burnout"! 🎃

GitHub Copilot looking down at C and C++ developers with fake sympathy while they continue to manually manage memory like it's 1972! The absolute AUDACITY of AI to pity us mere mortals who still allocate and free our own bytes like barbarians! Meanwhile, C++ devs are just there with their pointers and manual garbage collection, completely unbothered by the AI revolution, too busy fighting with segmentation faults to even notice they're being condescended to. The relationship between cutting-edge AI and old-school programming is giving me SERIOUS trust fund kid meets blue-collar worker vibes!

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Content freakyclown Freakyclown 6h V Ok a thread: I have never signed into my virginmedia account but I did set one up years ago but forgot all the details. I request a password reset. The person on the phone gives me "one last chance" to guess what email I used, I get it on the third try! itgetsworse 5 17 59 202 freakyclown Freakyclown 5h I finally get the password reset request actioned, phone representative tells me password will be posted to me.. ok weird but I accept. Today the post arrives and I shit you not it's my old password!!!! (I remembered it on sight) So they store the password and just posted me it!! 15 17, 39 ( 304 freakyclown Freakyclown 5h V Honestly re-read that! virginmedia store your password in plain text and don't reset it but will POST it in the mail. Great job you utter idiots! securitymeansnothingtoyou 15 17 92 ( 515 Virgin Media O virginmedia ( Follow v Replying to Freakyclown Posting it to you is secure, as it's illegal to open someone else's mail. JGS 7:01 PM - 17 Aug 2019 279 Retweets 386 Likes

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