Because Light Attracts Bugs

Ah, the beautiful delusion of aspiring game developers on Reddit. A collage of clueless questions from people who think making the next Fortnite is just a weekend project away. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm these are the same questions we've seen since the dawn of time: "What laptop should I buy?" (As if hardware is the barrier), "Should I quit my job?" (Yes, because indie game dev pays so well), and my personal favorite: "I'm making an MMO on the blockchain" (Translation: I have no idea what I'm doing but buzzwords sound cool). The harsh reality? The difference between asking "How do I learn game development?" and shipping a game is roughly 10,000 hours of soul-crushing work. But sure, a pacifier and a dream is all you need.

Ever returned to your code after a week and suddenly it looks like an ancient hieroglyphic tablet? This is the perfect representation of code amnesia! The meme shows what appears to be Python code, but it's been transformed into an incomprehensible mess of weird characters and symbols that might as well be written in some alien language. The function seems to be doing... something? With inputs? And a loop? Who knows anymore! This is why we write comments, people! Though let's be honest, even those wouldn't help decipher this cryptographic nightmare. The best part is the pyperclip.copy() at the bottom - as if you'd ever want to copy and paste this monstrosity elsewhere. It's the digital equivalent of "I wrote this beautiful code and now I have absolutely no idea what it does."

This right here is what happens when your UI designer and frontend dev hate each other. The month selector is split into three columns of gibberish syllables that you have to mentally reassemble like some deranged word puzzle. "J-octo-ber"? "Nov-em-y"? And let's not forget the default values: day 0 of the year 1900. Because nothing says "user-friendly" like making people born on January 1st, 1900 feel right at home while everyone else suffers. This form is the digital equivalent of asking someone their birthday in interpretive dance.

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