Bathroom's been spending a lot of time on github

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Oh honey, "rarely" is doing some HEAVY lifting here. Someone clearly hasn't opened a legacy C++ codebase where macros breed like rabbits in the preprocessor wilderness. You know what's rare? Finding a C++ project that doesn't have at least seventeen #define statements doing absolutely cursed things to your code before the compiler even sees it. "Rarely" my entire stack trace—those bad boys are EVERYWHERE, turning innocent code into a debugging nightmare faster than you can say "undefined behavior." But sure, let's pretend they're some endangered species when they're actually the cockroaches of the C++ ecosystem: impossible to kill and thriving in the darkest corners of your codebase.

S-tier gets the holy trinity: i for loops, x and y for coordinates, and n for... well, numbers. Mathematically blessed, universally understood, chef's kiss. A-tier has the respectable crew: e for errors/events, f for functions, h for height, j for the nested loop after i , and t for time/temp. Solid choices that won't get you yelled at in code review. B-tier is the "yeah, I guess" zone. Most alphabet letters live here in mediocrity, acceptable but unremarkable. C-tier has g , m , and s —questionable at best. What does g even mean? Graphics? Gravity? Your guess is as good as mine. And then there's the "Get out of my code" tier featuring l (looks like 1), o (looks like 0), and u and w (just... why?). The real villain though? That lowercase g that looks like a 9 in certain fonts. Straight to jail.

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Oh, the DEVASTATING innocence! 😱 Some poor, sweet summer child just unleashed their first web crawler on an unsuspecting server and has THE AUDACITY to wonder if it's a DDoS attack! Honey, your little butterfly of code isn't bringing down anyone's infrastructure—it's like showing up to a tank battle with a water pistol and asking if you're committing war crimes! The server is just sitting there, barely noticing your crawler's gentle tickle while you're over here worried you've committed the digital equivalent of arson. PLEASE, the drama of it all! Next you'll be worried your "Hello World" program is hacking the Pentagon! 💀