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THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of debugging summed up in one perfect metaphor! 😭 You start with a simple bug, thinking "I'll fix this in 5 minutes" and SUDDENLY you're 17 layers deep in some unholy code abyss, sobbing into your keyboard at 2PM on a Tuesday while your coffee gets cold! The emotional damage is REAL! And just like chopping onions, each layer you peel reveals another reason to question your career choices and possibly your will to live. It's not a bug hunt—it's psychological warfare against your own sanity!

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The AUDACITY of these tech recruiters! 💀 Imagine being ONE OF THE ACTUAL CREATORS of Kubernetes and still getting rejected because you don't have enough experience... IN YOUR OWN CREATION! The hiring market has gone completely off the rails! It's like telling Leonardo da Vinci, "Sorry, we need someone with more experience painting smiles." The tragic irony of needing 12 years of experience in a 10-year-old technology is the kind of math that only HR departments can compute. Meanwhile, the poor developer is escorted out like some kind of imposter when they're literally tech royalty. The tech industry's version of "Don't you know who I am?!" gone horribly wrong!