Average Programmer Experience

First panel: Code compiles perfectly with no errors or warnings. Pure bliss! A mythical unicorn moment! Second panel: "Let me just recompile without changing anything to make sure it wasn't a glitch in the Matrix..." Third panel: Suddenly 8,191 errors and 16,383 warnings appear. Classic. Fourth panel: Programmer's soul leaves body. The compiler is basically gaslighting you. "It worked? That must be a mistake, let me fix that for you." Schrödinger's code - simultaneously working and catastrophically broken until you dare to observe it twice.

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Content : I don't like math, I'm just going to college to choose "IT" major. "IT" Major: Welcome to Calculus, Linear Algebra, Mathematical logic, Statistics, Numerical Methods, Discrete mathematics.

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