Automate It Mate

Content Job application Inbox 1 me After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely,

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When the backend dev says "I'll handle the UI this time" and delivers a postal truck parked in a circular water feature. Function over form at its finest! The backend mindset is fully operational here—technically it works, has an API (actual physical interface), and meets all the requirements in the spec. No CSS animations needed, just raw utility with zero regard for user experience. Bonus points for the vehicle ID being formatted like a database primary key (CP20009). Ship it!

Content PLEASE DONT LET THE CAT OUT. NO MATTER WHAT IT TELLS YOU! I will debug your code

Bill's got it figured out. If your code was a struggle to write—full of nested loops, cryptic variable names, and logic that would make Dijkstra weep—then it should be a struggle to read. It's like job security through obfuscation. Why make things easy for the next developer when you can leave them questioning their career choices? In reality, Bill is the reason we have code reviews, documentation standards, and a collective anxiety about inheriting legacy codebases. The philosophy here is backwards—good code should be self-documenting and readable, even if it took mental gymnastics to write. But sure, Bill, keep living your best uncommented life while the rest of us debug your "clever" one-liners at 2 AM.