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The eternal Agile standoff! 😂 Project Manager: "Story points are for velocity tracking!" Developer: *politely* "Actually, they measure complexity..." What the dev REALLY wants to say: "I NEED ACTUAL DAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE SECRETLY USING MY 'COMPLEXITY POINTS' AS TIME ESTIMATES ANYWAY! It's like paying me in game tokens but expecting AAA production quality!" Every sprint planning ever. The facade crumbles. Truth bombs dropped. Awkward silence ensues.

Behold, the desperate clarity of 5 AM coding. When documentation is just too formal and you need a method name that truly captures your state of mind. The best part? It's actually functional code that checks if the player is in the main menu or slaughtering enemies. Nothing says "I'll refactor this before code review" like a method name that would make HR file paperwork. Spoiler: it never gets refactored.

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