Another Udp Meme

Content Uber average non-tech company with 50 peoples and 5 devs a "We forked ! immensely popular software framework and maintain our own version which fits exactly our needs" "We forked ! immensely popular software framework and maintain our own version which fits exactly our needs" ProdrammerHumor.

Content When you use binary search and find the element in the left side of the array ffb.meteesharp6 teesharp6 They found it to theffst half, not gonna lie

Content A guy enters a shop. The clerk ask him, "good morning Sir. How can I help you? What is your wish?" The guy replies with a strange pronuncation: "Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow", and moves his hands as to describe some box. The clerk did not understand and asks: "Excuse me sir?" The guy repeats his words and hand movements: "Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow" The clerk has no clue what to do and gets his boss. The boss shows up, greets the customer, and the customer goes again, "Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow". Boss and clerk are helpless, they bring in the trainee. The trainee also gets the show of the customer, runs into the store, hands something to the customer. The customer pays some amount, picks his goods and disappears with it. "And what did you bring him?" boss and clerk ask the trainee. Trainee replies with the same hand movement of the customer: "Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow" Bottom line: This is a practical "object oriented approach": Object-Oriented Programming and Java 2 Springer Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow. made with mematio

Content What client wanted in 5 days.. What I could implement 5 days.. fo.meyuva.krishna.memes

Content There shall be no State Functional Programming Communism Anarchism

Someone suggests studying the correlation between kids who started on Mac vs Windows and their problem-solving skills. A user replies they installed Linux at age 12, to which the original poster responds "Autistic children will be discluded from the study for skewing results." The Linux community's self-burn is so radioactive it would trigger a SCRAM at a nuclear plant. Nothing says "I'm technically superior and socially challenged" quite like bragging about compiling your own kernel before puberty.