And Nothing Works

Technical debt Refactoring Project management Feature creep Legacy code Code maintenance Software architecture Spaghetti code Code complexity

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And Nothing Works

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The AUDACITY of adding ONE more feature to perfectly working code! 😱 The top shows a nice, clean intersection that actually functions—your beautiful code handling 1000 things flawlessly. Then some product manager whispers "just one tiny addition" and BOOM—your codebase transforms into that horrifying spaghetti junction nightmare below! It's like building a perfect house of cards and then someone decides to add a ceiling fan. THIS is why developers drink coffee by the gallon and scream internally during sprint planning. That single +1 feature unleashes chaos that would make Lovecraft weep.

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