After all why shouldn't I smash my keyboard for my code to work again properly?!

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Content STOP USING ARRAYS LISTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INDEXABLE YEARS OF INDEXING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for accessing elements in any order other than FORWARD Wanted random access anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "PASSING BY REFERENCE" "Yes please give be the ZEROth item. Please give me the item WHOSE INDEX IS THE SIZE OF THE ARRAY MINUS ONE" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the items contiguous memory we gave them (This is REAL Code, done by REAL Programmers): f (isArray (source) isString(source)) for (let i - 0, 1 - source. length; - renderItem(source i, i) const i queue. indexof (job) if (i flushIndex) queue.splice(i, 1) ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like you to read this book one random page at a time please" They have played us for absolute fools

Content Senior Developers : Look what I made! Say no more, it's obvious! It's a. We don't even have to write it down. 1666 (155 141 1681 ( 1431157 156 153 1154 162 165 143 164 157 162 "141 154 145 1621.64166) )(668); il alert (656. Junior Developers today: What did they use it for??

Content nixCraft 8h g Friend: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Me: None. We don't address hardware issues. Friend: None, they prefer the dark mode. Me: Slow clap ProdrammerHumor.io

The evolution of a programmer in one tweet. Juniors frantically Google "how to implement X" while seniors spend their time figuring out which parts of the spec can be safely ignored. The real 10x developer isn't the one who writes 10x more code—it's the one smart enough not to write it in the first place. Less code = fewer bugs = fewer 2AM production incidents. Wisdom isn't knowing what to add, it's knowing what to leave out.

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