A near escape!

Content Google Chrome Are you using 100 of your RAM? My No Would you like to?

Content REIKACANJA OTTER THIS WORLD THAT WAS EASY. I'M TELLING YOU, PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE! YOU SHOULD LEARN TO CODE. WRITING YOUR FIRST LINE OF CODE, print("Hello, world!") RUN CODE click buzz: MEANWHILE buzz buzz Messages 7,825 NEW Otter McOtterface Hello, world! Cailyn Jones Hello, world! Juniper Hooper Hello, world! Melanie Benbow Hello, world!

Content Running a national government database on SOL ite Running a national government database on MS Access Running a national government database on MS Excel

Content Met someone who is the same age as me but much better than me DAY RUINED

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K

Nothing screams academic credibility like claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" as if they're interchangeable. That's like saying "A Ferrari (or a bicycle)" is a mode of transportation. The author clearly did their research by checking the "both have Java in the name" box and calling it a day. Next chapter probably explains how HTML is the best programming language and Stack Overflow is just a website about pancakes.