A Glass At Work

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A Glass At Work

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The perfect cup for programmers who can't stop working even during hydration breaks! This glass implements a recursive drinking algorithm that ensures optimal caffeine levels at all times. The conditional statement checks if the glass is full, then instructs you to drink, otherwise refill - basically a while loop for your beverage consumption. The beauty is in its efficiency: no explicit exit condition means you'll be properly caffeinated until you manually break the loop by leaving your desk. Hydration-driven development at its finest!

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