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Content Me waiting to tell him that this language was created 4 years ago On the sea oflife Drink good beer, Recruiter explaining why they need 10 years of expertise of a language for their job

Backend devs encountering CSS is like watching someone try to defuse a bomb with oven mitts on. First they're screaming at display:flex like it personally insulted their mother. Then desperately throwing align-items:center and justify-content:center at the problem while making angry bird noises. After much pecking and suffering, they finally get that div centered, and suddenly they're staring into space with the thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen things no developer should see. The trauma is real.

Content NORMAL PEOPLE:OMG!! AI IS GONNA TAKE OVER AND GOING TO TAKE OUR JOBS!!!! PROGRAMMERS: Finally, inner peace.

Content You meet a girl She's a graphic designer She can also edit videos And create 3D models She knows how to code

Content One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy Follow Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. 11:55 AM - 17 Jul 2018

Content 1 TOLD HIM TO CALL ME HE ASKED ME ABOUT MY PARAMETERS AND RETURN TYPE