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The ultimate job security plan: write code so chaotic that even superintelligent AI takes one look and nopes right out. SpongeBob with his half-lidded eyes and notebook represents every developer who's created such an unholy tangle of spaghetti code that it's basically encrypted by incompetence. The AI apocalypse might be coming for our jobs, but it'll have to decrypt your 3AM variable naming conventions and uncommented hacks first. Your technical debt isn't a liability—it's a defensive moat!

Content PROGRAMMINGISNT ALL ABOUT MEMORISING SYNTAX, WE ARE JUST PEOPLE WHO SOLVE PROBIENS AND TELL THE COMPUTER HOW TO DO IT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WRITEA SWITCH STATEMENT AGAIN

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Content 3d ... Al specialist and Student Security Studies at Leiden University disagree, to some extent. I have been learning to code over the last few weeks, and I noticed that Al is really competent. As long as the developer knows exactly what has to be made and how its made, they can instruct an Al in such a way that it's veery capable. I see it as taking an Al through a process, the process of making. I outline the process, the Al handles the specific tasks within

The career progression of a CS grad who never quite made it. Algorithms? Blank stare. Database systems? Dead inside. But show them a joke about semicolons and suddenly they're a technical genius. It's the programming equivalent of only understanding sports through memes about referees being blind.