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The brutal irony of game development in one tweet! Creating complex physics simulations for epic destruction? Easy peasy . Coding realistic clothing interactions? Absolute nightmare fuel . Game devs can simulate nuclear annihilation with a few physics equations, but the moment you need a character to casually remove a hat, you're suddenly wrestling with 10,000 collision points, cloth deformation algorithms, and hair physics that will make your GPU weep. It's like building a rocket to Mars is somehow easier than simulating a handshake.

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Content WE NEED TO REWRITE TWO YEARS OF CODE IN THREE MONTHS THAT'S NOT PHYSICALI POSSIBIEI ) I COULD DO IT IN TWO! THEN DO IT YOURSELF! ICAN'T THATS WHY O HIRED YOU!

Content When you just declared a variable and the IDE is already complaining about how you haven't used it anywhere: We get there when we get there!

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