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Oh, the classic programmer's trade-off! Started coding for the joy of creating something from nothing, ended up with a spine that's more twisted than my spaghetti code. That raccoon is every developer after a 12-hour debugging session, wondering if their ergonomic chair was actually designed by someone who hates humans. The vintage CRT monitor is just *chef's kiss* - nothing says "my posture is doomed" like hunching over ancient hardware trying to find that missing semicolon. The real bug was in our vertebrae all along!

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