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That judgmental stare when someone posts about forgetting a semicolon like it's the end of the world. Sure, ten years ago we'd spend hours debugging only to find a missing semicolon, but modern IDEs highlight that stuff before you even finish the line. It's like panicking about quicksand when you're an adult – turns out it wasn't the massive threat everyone made it out to be.

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The perfect illustration of Stack Overflow's ecosystem in its natural habitat! A newbie asks how to select DOM elements by class name in JavaScript—a simple question with a built-in solution. But watch what happens: The top answer (1000 votes): "Just install Node.js, Bower, jQuery, and five other dependencies to use a simple jQuery selector!" Meanwhile, the correct native JavaScript solution ( document.getElementsByClassName() ) gets downvoted to oblivion at -1 votes. This is why your "quick 5-minute fix" turns into a 3-hour dependency nightmare. The JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell—why use 1 line of vanilla JS when you can install the entire npm registry instead?