🤭 programming yoga

Content PLEASE DEFINE "HOT" LATER: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. BEEP BEEP Computer, notify me if external temperature gels too hot. Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins.

Content When you're a programmer and see a hacking scene in a movie He is just updating the system and installing random packages ProgrammerHumor.

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Content Joke of the Day W Details How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because it is a hardware problem.

Ah, the classic "10-minute standup" that derails your entire morning. The first panel shows the innocent yellow bus of planned meeting time, but then some manager asks about weekend plans and BAM—your precious coding time gets obliterated like that bus getting demolished by the train. What was supposed to be a quick sync turns into a 45-minute discussion about Bob's fishing trip and Sarah's new sourdough starter. Meanwhile, your deployment deadline inches closer and your coffee gets colder. The sprint isn't the only thing that's being derailed here.

Oh. My. GOD. The ABSOLUTE ROYALTY that is a C++ developer after shaving off a microscopic 100 nanoseconds from their code! 👑 They're strutting around like they're literal ARISTOCRACY while everyone else must bow to their optimization genius. Never mind that a nanosecond is one BILLIONTH of a second and no human could possibly perceive this difference. But darling, in the C++ world, those 100 nanoseconds might as well be an ETERNITY! The developer has now earned the right to look down upon the peasants who dare use interpreted languages. *dramatic hair flip*