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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of watching a debugging tutorial only to discover the presenter is frantically searching for semicolons in VSCode like it's 2025 and we're still doing this primitive nonsense! 😱 The cat's face is literally my soul leaving my body when I realize these tutorials are made by people who can't even use keyboard shortcuts. SEMICOLONS, PEOPLE! The eternal nemesis of every developer since the dawn of time, haunting us even in our futuristic IDE fantasies. The trauma is REAL!

Content Thread first-mate prance boctop 15h idk man i've worked at taco bell and as a software engineer and the job that takes way more skill is not the one u would expect LOL 267 17 5,628 73.4K first-mate prance bocxtop making a quesarito during lunch rush is 10x harder than writing any sort of algorithm. service jobs are not "low skill" bro Imfao 9:06 PM 1422 Twitter for iPhone 741 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 16K Likes ProarammerHumor.io

Complaining about network issues one second, playing Chrome's offline dinosaur game with religious dedication the next. Nothing transforms a senior developer into a prehistoric gaming enthusiast faster than the WiFi dropping. That little T-Rex becomes your best friend during sprint planning calls when your router decides it's time for an unscheduled vacation. The true irony? After 7 years building network infrastructure, I still find myself jumping cacti instead of, you know, actually fixing the connection.

Content 1 work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

Content IVE FINALLY FOUND IT... AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH Excel is not a database

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