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Content Lars Doucet larsiusprime Follow Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips: 1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about 12:51 AM - 30 Jun 2018 2,089 Retweets 10,185 Likes 69 17 2.1K 10K

Content Go to college. Study hard. Top grades. Graduate. Your new boss is younger than you and never went to college. Get a job at major software company to pay student loans. Your new boss is younger than you and never went to college.

Content UBUNTU

The utopian future we deserve! Every developer who's spent hours reviewing PRs only to find they're 90% whitespace changes knows this pain. You're trying to find actual code changes but instead get bombarded with indentation fixes, trailing spaces, and line ending normalizations. The meme suggests we'd literally have flying cars and futuristic architecture if GitHub just added a simple toggle to filter out whitespace noise from pull requests. Spoiler alert: GitHub does have this feature (append ?w=1 to diff URLs), but it's buried like a secret cheat code instead of being a prominent button. The real tragedy is how many developer-hours we've collectively wasted squinting at meaningless whitespace diffs when we could've been building this sci-fi paradise instead.

Content When you create a language that cannot run on native machines so you create an environment to solve it.. mevuva.krishna.meres

Content 3.7Ghz 10 cores 20 threads CPU 2TB SSD M.2 NVMe A R 32G RAM Bus 3600MHz WOW! SO FAST print ("Hello World" Hello World