Repent php sinners

Parental controls flagging PHP learning as "forbidden knowledge" is the most unintentionally accurate thing ever. Good parenting right there - protecting innocent children from the psychological trauma of learning PHP. Next thing you know they'll be searching for "how to center a div" and we'll have to stage an intervention. The real restricted content warning should be "This language might make you question your career choices."

The semicolon - that tiny punctuation mark that turns a broken compiler into a working program. First-year CS students are blissfully unaware that their code won't run because they forgot a semicolon, while simultaneously not understanding why adding one magically fixes everything. The best part? They'll spend 3 hours debugging only to find they're missing a single character that experienced devs spot in 0.2 seconds. Welcome to programming, kids - where your entire project can fail because you didn't end a line with a winky eye!

Content So, I heard you wrote a love letter using 5 languages.. Did she accept your proposal? She slapped me and left me.... 810 AM 10 AM Why? What languages did you use? C, Python, Java, PHP and HTML.

Content NOO you can't just write pseudocode and have it work ike actua code haha snakey boi use spaces

Content ARRAYS START AT O DAD, ARRAYS START AT 1 NO, THEY START AT O You aren't born as a 1 year old You fucking PHP lover

Content Java C Programmers Python Programmers whatever the hell PHP programmers are trying to do 152 SRGRAFO