Signs Of A Digital Stroke

OMG! It's the classic Scooby-Doo villain reveal, but make it GAMING INDUSTRY TRAUMA! 💀 Fred yanks off the ghost sheet to reveal—GASP—it was Nintendo all along behind those European video game companies getting bought out and destroyed! Meanwhile, EA, Sony, Microsoft, and Ubisoft lurk in the background like the shady corporate vultures they are. The audacity! The betrayal! The absolute CARNAGE of beloved studios being consumed by these gaming overlords! And here we thought we were getting original content when it was just the same five companies in different trench coats this ENTIRE TIME!

Content Why do Astronauts use Linux? Because they can't open Windows in space

Windows Defender standing there with arms wide open, completely ignoring the barrage of threats raining down on poor Android Studio. Classic Microsoft security theater at its finest. That's why we all end up installing third-party antivirus software despite Windows swearing its Defender is all we need. Meanwhile, Android Studio just lies there, exhausted from consuming 32GB of RAM and still asking for more.

Content prior to Microsoft purchasing Github, my code was entirely safe And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II

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Content "MICROSOFT WORD"? NOW THERE'S A NAME I HAVEN'T HEARD IN A WHILE...