Signs Of A Digital Stroke

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Signs Of A Digital Stroke

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Nothing says "I'm having a medical emergency" quite like expressing fondness for Microsoft Teams. After 15 years in tech, I've seen tools come and go, but Teams manages to combine all the worst parts of Slack, Zoom, and Outlook into one bandwidth-devouring monster. The real stroke is what happens to your productivity when you're stuck in back-to-back Teams meetings all day while the app slowly consumes every last byte of your RAM. And don't get me started on those random disconnects right before your important presentation.

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