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The VS Code startup screen - where beginners stare in awe at a splash screen that's basically just ASCII art mountains with a logo. Meanwhile, the rest of us disabled that nonsense years ago because those 0.8 seconds could be spent contemplating our life choices. Nothing says "I'm new here" like being impressed by decorative dots.

Microsoft: "Upgrade to Windows 11 or face the consequences of unsupported software!" Developers with battle-hardened machines: "I'll take the entire deck of security vulnerabilities, thanks." The risk calculation is simple—potential system instability from upgrading vs. the guaranteed productivity loss from having your PC held hostage by feature updates for 3 hours. I've seen Windows 11 "improvements" and I'm drawing 25 cards until my hardware physically disintegrates.

The ultimate corporate irony. McAfee, the company that's supposed to protect your computer, managed to crash the entire world with a botched update in 2010. Then their CTO bounces to start CrowdStrike—which is now a cybersecurity giant worth billions. For those who don't know the backstory: that 2010 update misidentified a critical Windows file as malware and deleted it from thousands of computers worldwide. Corporate networks collapsed. Hospitals went offline. Absolute chaos. Fast forward to today, and CrowdStrike is doing the exact same thing but with fancier marketing slides. The circle of tech life continues...

Ah yes, the classic "just make it work" pseudocode solution to frozen programs. Someone's suggesting Microsoft should implement a magic button that forces unresponsive programs to respond, with their brilliant solution being the equivalent of telling a dead horse to stop being dead. The Monty Python reference is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I understand complex software architecture" like medieval knights marveling at basic if/then statements. Next up: fixing memory leaks by typing "memory.stop_leaking()".

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