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The ultimate programmer dad joke! Even after getting glasses and spending hours learning C#, you still can't physically "see sharp." The language might be powerful, but it won't fix your prescription. Next time your code review fails, just blame your optometrist instead of your syntax.

Behold, the digital graveyard of Microsoft's design choices! What started as innocent recycling bins has culminated in the prophetic vision that Microsoft Teams will be our ultimate trash receptacle by 2025. The evolutionary leap from functional waste basket to "that app where your boss forces you to have awkward virtual happy hours" is simply *chef's kiss*. Remember when we just deleted files instead of scheduling meetings about them? Good times. The 2015 trash icon was the last pure one—simple, functional, not trying to integrate with your calendar or suggest emoji reactions to your garbage.

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Content Job DetailsDescription Job Description Develop Windowsbased C application software for test and measurement equipments. Develop new featureGUI to allow customers to fully maximize the potential of the Megger equipments (mainly relay test equipments, circuit breakerrecloser test equipments and instrument transformer test equipments). Work with Sr. Software Developer to design and develop new software to control the test instrument Work with Sr. Software Developer to measure the performance, characteristic and proper operation of software while controlling the device under test. Proven track record of achieving reliable and quality software within scheduled timing Use external measurement devicesscopes to perform satisfactory testing of hisher software Experienced of developing multithreaded software Possess creativity in using software to solve problem Communicate well with other engineers and managers Flexible and open to support Sr. Software Developer and work as a team member to solve highly critical issues Work with multiple mediumsized project in parallel Mentor and provide guidance so smaller tasks can be assigned to Junior Software Developer and be accomplished with expectations Qualifications QualificationsRequirements 310 years experience of developing C Windowsbased application software Five years developing multithreaded software preferably with US environment Indepth knowledge of object oriented programming Ability to troubleshoot sophisticated applications and provide a proper solution to remedy the issues Have a bachelor degree in Computer Engineering or Computer Science Knowledge of TCPIP communications Proven track record of accomplishing reliable software within scheduled timing Preferred Qualifications Understanding how relay testing and measurement equipments work would be a plus Master degree in Computer Engineering andor Computer Science Seniority Level Entry level Industry Electrical Electronic Manufacturing Information Technology Services, Computer Software Employment Type Full-time Job Functions Engineering, Information Technology

Content Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that TODAY I HAPPILY RETURNED MY HIP MACBOOK AIR AND GOT BACK MY OLD WINDOWS DEVELOPER LAPTOP FROM IT DEPT.

Windows: "I'll just update and shut down." Me, returning to my desk 8 hours later to find 17 Chrome tabs still open and my unsaved work exactly where I left it: "So that was a lie." The classic Windows shutdown paradox. It's like ordering a taxi that says "be right there" but shows up next Tuesday.