Accidentally Launched Microsoft Edge

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Accidentally Launched Microsoft Edge

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Microsoft Edge is basically the digital equivalent of that clingy ex who refuses to accept it's over. The meme shows the Edge logo photoshopped onto a character emerging from imprisonment, screaming "After ten thousand years, I'm free!" - which is exactly what Edge does every time you accidentally click its icon. Windows keeps it buried deep in the system, just waiting for that misclick so it can launch itself, set itself as default, and remind you about "better battery performance" like some desperate used car salesman. The only thing missing is Edge asking if you've thought about its feelings lately.

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