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Put The Tokens In The Token Fire
AI Debugging Webdev Testing Backend
1 month ago 16.4M views 0 shares
Put The Tokens In The Token Fire
Someone asked an LLM to fix a simple UI bug and watched in horror as it burned through 177,000 tokens ($$$) to essentially do what a human could've done in 5 minutes. The AI went full detective mode, investigating websocket reconnect logic, spawning THREE sub-agents to explore server architecture, adding debugging lines, and writing a whole Playwright test suite. All to fix a timing issue that probably needed a setTimeout() and a coffee break. The best part? It actually solved the problem correctly. But at what cost? Your AWS bill is crying. Your product manager is asking why the API costs tripled. And somewhere, a junior dev who could've fixed this for the price of their salary is updating their resume because they've been replaced by a $200 bug fix. Fun fact: 177k tokens is roughly the length of "The Great Gatsby." So basically, the LLM wrote a novel about your websocket connection instead of just... fixing it. Efficiency at its finest.

Take This With A Grain Of Salt
Backend Webdev Programming Networking Javascript
1 year ago 735.3K views 1 shares
Take This With A Grain Of Salt
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of modern API choices! 😭 On the far ends of the bell curve, we have the blissfully ignorant REST users just vibing with their simple GET requests, completely unaware of the existential crisis happening in the middle. Meanwhile, the poor souls at the peak of the intelligence distribution are DROWNING in HATEOAS, gRPC, GraphQL, and WebSockets! It's the classic tech paradox - be too dumb to know better or too smart for your own good. The REST crowd is having a picnic while the galaxy brains are sobbing through their glasses because they've overcomplicated EVERYTHING. This is why we can't have nice things in web development!

Web Sockets Are Hard
Networking Security Debugging Backend Javascript
1 year ago 618.9K views 0 shares
Web Sockets Are Hard
BEHOLD! The magnificent tragedy of WebSocket development! Your computer, a delicate damsel in distress, desperately trying to connect to the outside world while your firewall, the overzealous knight in shining armor, is LITERALLY BLOCKING CONNECTIONS FROM YOUR OWN MACHINE! The sheer audacity! It's like having a bodyguard who won't let you leave your own house because "the outside world is dangerous" — and then you realize IT'S THE SAME DAMN COMPUTER making both decisions! The digital equivalent of slapping yourself in the face and then wondering why it hurts! 💀

When Your Websocket Front-End Finally Connects To Your Websocket Back-End In Production
Backend Frontend Webdev Networking Debugging
1 year ago 398.8K views 0 shares
When Your Websocket Front-End Finally Connects To Your Websocket Back-End In Production
That feeling of pure triumph when your WebSockets actually work in production is *chef's kiss*. After days of watching connection errors pile up like dirty dishes, debugging CORS issues that make no logical sense, and frantically Googling "why WebSocket connection closed code 1006" at 2AM, you finally see that beautiful open connection. It's like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow—theoretically possible but rarely witnessed in the wild. The sweet victory of real-time data flowing seamlessly between your front and back end makes you want to raise your arms in triumph like you just conquered the entire internet. Until tomorrow when it randomly disconnects again for absolutely no reason.