The majestic startup princess, adorned with her crown of ambition and gown of venture capital, stands tall and proud. Meanwhile, the slimy Agile frog lurks nearby, eyeing her with that unmistakable "I can fix her" energy. Fast forward, and our princess has fallen from grace, desperately bowing to the Agile methodology she once ignored. "Just one sprint," she whispers. "Just one little retrospective." The final frame reveals the inevitable transformation—both are now frogs in the swamp of two-week iterations and daily standups. The startup's grand vision reduced to sticky notes and burndown charts. The crown has been passed, but nobody won.