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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Time paradox Memes

Posts tagged with Time paradox

The Mathematical Impossibility Of Programming

Debugging Programming Testing Frontend Backend
21 days ago 62.8K views 0 shares
The Mathematical Impossibility Of Programming
Behold, the mathematical paradox that defines our existence! Half of programming is coding, yet somehow the other 90% is debugging. Wait... that's 140%? Exactly. Because debugging takes up more time than should be physically possible in our space-time continuum. The quote perfectly captures that magical moment when you write 20 lines of code in 10 minutes, then spend 5 hours trying to figure out why your perfectly logical code is producing results that would make even quantum physics blush with confusion. The math doesn't add up? Neither does your code. That's the point.

Decipher The Experience

Python Programming
2 months ago 93.1K views 0 shares
Decipher The Experience
Ah, the classic tech job posting time paradox! They want 3 years of Python experience but only 2 years of total work experience, while simultaneously requiring 6 years of experience that should also be 3 years. And let's not forget the location must be Chandigarh, which is... wait for it... Chandigarh. This is the corporate equivalent of asking someone to be a 25-year-old with 30 years of experience. Recruiters living in their own quantum reality where time is merely a suggestion. Next they'll be asking for 5 years experience in a framework released last Tuesday.

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