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Top Programming Dance
Devops Databases Backend Cloud
12 days ago 257.5K views 0 shares
Top Programming Dance
Because OBVIOUSLY the best way to handle a major Elasticsearch migration is through the power of interpretive dance! Nothing says "professional DevOps strategy" quite like busting out TikTok choreography while your production cluster is screaming in agony. The sheer desperation of suggesting dance moves as a solution to migrating from Elasticsearch 5.x to 9.x is *chef's kiss* levels of absurdity. Like yeah Karen, let me just hit the Renegade real quick and magically all our deprecated APIs will update themselves! Breaking changes? Incompatible plugins? Data reindexing nightmares? Just vibe it out bestie! 💃

They Must Have Mixed It Up With Another Hub
Git Security Programming
3 months ago 210.0K views 0 shares
They Must Have Mixed It Up With Another Hub
Ah yes, Australia's finest moment - confusing code repositories with dance videos. Apparently, they think kids are forking repos when they should be doing homework. Next up: Stack Overflow classified as gambling because developers keep betting their sanity on finding solutions. The only thing GitHub and TikTok have in common is that both make me stay up until 4AM questioning my life choices.

Australia Thinks GitHub Is As Risky For Kids As TikTok
Git Security Devops Programming
4 months ago 181.2K views 0 shares
Australia Thinks GitHub Is As Risky For Kids As TikTok
Ah yes, because nothing says "dangerous content for children" quite like merge conflicts and dependency hell. Australian lawmakers apparently think kids are out there getting radicalized by pull requests and forking repos. Next they'll classify Stack Overflow as a gateway drug and ban semicolons as harmful punctuation.

They Must Have Mixed It Up With Another Hub
Git Security Programming
4 months ago 263.5K views 0 shares
They Must Have Mixed It Up With Another Hub
Ah yes, Australia's brilliant tech literacy strikes again! Apparently, the dangerous code repositories where developers store their work are just as threatening to children as dance videos and lip-syncing. Someone clearly confused "pushing to master" with some other kind of content. Next up: Stack Overflow to be rated 18+ because all those rejected code snippets might cause emotional damage. The date being 2025 is the cherry on top. At least we have 8 months to prepare for this groundbreaking legislation from people who probably think "git pull" is something you do at a pub.