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The Rise Of The Vibecoder

2 hours ago 24.6K views 0 shares

Behold, the birth of a new species: the Vibecoder ! Doesn't code, doesn't read code, thinks JS is a "mystery," but somehow is still a "dev" with an app "in production." The mental gymnastics here deserve a gold medal. "Engineering and design and communication, just not coding" — right, and I'm a surgeon who doesn't cut people open but has great bedside manner. This is what happens when LinkedIn influencers evolve their final form. Next they'll tell us typing is just a social construct and Git commits are merely suggestions.

What Fullstack Really Means

Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

1 day ago 124.4K views 0 shares

Frontend: Beautiful sunny meadow, parent playfully lifting child, everything is perfect and serene. Backend: LITERAL APOCALYPSE. Same parent, same child, but now there's explosions, destruction, and the parent has transformed into a sleep-deprived monster just trying to keep everything from collapsing. When companies advertise "fullstack developer," they really mean "we want you to make pretty buttons AND prevent our entire infrastructure from imploding simultaneously." It's like asking someone to be both a wedding photographer and a bomb disposal technician. Sure, technically possible, but one job involves making things look nice and the other involves screaming internally while cutting wires.

I Just Want A Normal Browser

Frontend AI Webdev Javascript Programming

7 days ago 159.9K views 1 shares

Browser vendors these days are in an abusive relationship with their users. One hand choking you with "VC FUNDED INNOVATION" (aka whatever shiny feature will please investors), while the other smacks you with "USELESS AI FEATURE" nobody asked for. Meanwhile, poor Chromium is just sitting there as the foundation that actually makes everything work. The modern browser experience in a nutshell: "Here's your RAM-devouring browser with 57 AI assistants that can't figure out how to load a simple webpage without crashing!"

The Ultimate Waste Of Computing Power

Hardware Programming

10 days ago 226.1K views 0 shares

Spent your life savings on a 4090, 64GB RAM, and a 13900K? Congratulations, you've built the ultimate gaming rig that can run Crysis at 8K... only to use it for endless Reddit scrolling. The duality of tech enthusiasts—building nuclear-powered supercomputers just to browse cat memes and argue with strangers about tabs versus spaces. That RTX card's ray-tracing cores are crying silently in the background while you upvote the 47th "works on my machine" joke of the day.

Microsoft Is A Corporation That Turns Updates Into Chaos

Windows AI Devops Microsoft Programming

10 days ago 161.9K views 0 shares

Microsoft Is A Corporation That Turns Updates Into Chaos

Remember when updates were supposed to fix things? Microsoft out here bragging about AI writing 30% of their code while simultaneously turning every patch Tuesday into a digital apocalypse. Nothing says "cutting-edge tech company" quite like breaking recovery tools, localhost connections, media creation tools, and Active Directory in a single update cycle. The skeleton isn't the Grim Reaper—it's just the average sysadmin after discovering what the latest "security improvements" did to their infrastructure. Maybe the other 70% of human-written code was the only thing keeping the servers running.

The Mythical Developer Battlestation

Hardware Windows Programming

25 days ago 153.7K views 0 shares

The perfect illustration of the bizarre hardware flexing in tech communities! Top-tier devs brag about running non-existent processors like "Ryzen 9800x3d" and mythical "5090 RTX" GPUs that would melt your house's electrical grid. Meanwhile, their storage solution? A fossilized 2003 Toshiba HDD with questionable sectors that somehow survived Y2K. The cherry on top is coding on a monitor with specs (720p 50Hz) that would make even Windows 95 feel claustrophobic. It's the digital equivalent of claiming you drive a Ferrari but it has bicycle wheels and runs on cooking oil.

My Friend Got Scammed Out Of His Monitor Refresh Rate

Hardware

1 month ago 191.0K views 0 shares

My Friend Got Scammed Out Of His Monitor Refresh Rate

When your monitor claims to run at 169,998 Hz but the human eye can only see up to 60 Hz anyway. Congratulations, your friend just bought the Ferrari of monitors to drive it exclusively in school zones. That's like buying a quantum computer to run Minesweeper or hiring a Michelin-star chef to make you toast. The marketing department must be high-fiving each other for convincing someone they need refresh rates measurable only by scientific equipment.

Judge Not By The URL Of Its Website

Linux Webdev Programming

1 month ago 174.0K views 0 shares

The perfect illustration of tech opinions in 2024: Someone declares FFmpeg "outdated" because... *checks notes*... it uses "index.html" in URLs and is "hard to install." Meanwhile, FFmpeg quietly powers half the video processing on the internet while this person gets ratio'd into oblivion. Nothing says "I have no idea what I'm talking about" quite like judging powerful software by its URL structure. The cherry on top is the subreddit's perfect "yeah sure" response - the digital equivalent of a slow, sarcastic clap.

The Secret Anti-Aging Formula: Stop Coding

Programming Debugging

1 month ago 195.8K views 0 shares

The Secret Anti-Aging Formula: Stop Coding

Nothing ages a programmer like debugging someone else's code at 3 AM. The moment you stop writing code and start cashing checks, you magically reverse-age 10 years. That's just science. Every line of code you write is basically a wrinkle transaction. The real anti-aging cream was venture capital all along.

The Buzzword Bingo Startup Generator

Programming Cloud

1 month ago 260.7K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic startup pitch generator has evolved! This tweet perfectly captures the absurdity of modern tech startup descriptions that string together random popular platforms without any actual substance. "The Airbnb of cursor of Notion for Waymo" is basically tech buzzword soup that means absolutely nothing but somehow still gets 100K impressions. For the uninitiated: Airbnb (rental marketplace) + Notion (productivity tool) + Waymo (self-driving cars) = a completely nonsensical product that would probably still get funded in this economy. It's the startup equivalent of throwing darts at a board of tech company names and calling it "innovation."

Hollywood vs Reality: The Great Tech Switcheroo

Security Hardware Programming

1 month ago 154.4K views 0 shares

Hollywood vs Reality: The Great Tech Switcheroo

Hollywood's portrayal of hackers with their neon-lit rooms, sleek battlestations, and furious typing on mechanical keyboards is pure fantasy. In reality, most security professionals are just regular nerds sitting at normal desks running scripts they found on GitHub. Meanwhile, gamers who were once depicted as socially awkward kids with thick glasses have somehow transformed into RGB-illuminated cyborg warriors in modern media. The irony is that both groups are essentially the same people – just with different Stack Overflow tabs open.

The Hardware Request Time Warp

Hardware Devops Linux

1 month ago 178.1K views 0 shares

The absolute TRAGEDY of corporate IT in one perfect image! 😭 SysAdmin reaches for that shiny new hardware approval with pure, unbridled JOY, only to have Procurement swoop in like the dream-crushing monster it is! "Six months to deliver?" SIX MONTHS?! By then, the hardware will practically be VINTAGE! The sysadmin's face says it all - that moment when you realize your excitement was just a cruel, fleeting illusion. The circle of corporate life: request, approve, wait until you've forgotten what you even asked for in the first place!

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