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I Know Something's There, I Just Can't Prove It

Security Hardware Windows Debugging

11 days ago 197.4K views 0 shares

I Know Something's There, I Just Can't Prove It

That moment of existential dread when your antivirus finds absolutely nothing suspicious, but opening Task Manager makes your CPU temperature spike to 100°C. It's like having a burglar who hides perfectly when the cops show up, but immediately starts a bonfire the second they leave. Your computer is basically gaslighting you – "No viruses here! Now excuse me while I melt through your desk for... uh... normal computer reasons."

Physical Pain Of PC Maintenance

Windows Hardware Microsoft Debugging

5 months ago 165.4K views 0 shares

Physical Pain Of PC Maintenance

That moment of existential dread when your freshly cleaned PC suddenly takes longer to boot. Your brain immediately jumps to "Did I accidentally delete system32? Is my SSD dying? Did I somehow mess up the registry?" The irony is perfect - you try to improve things and somehow make them worse. It's like refactoring code only to introduce 17 new bugs. The universe's way of saying "nice try, buddy."