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Not Palindrome
Programming Algorithms
18 days ago 61.9K views 0 shares
Not Palindrome
Your brain at 2AM, hitting you with useless programming trivia that will haunt you forever: The string "()()" isn't a palindrome because reading it backward gives ")()(", but "()(" is a palindrome because it reads as ")(" backward - which is the same when you consider parentheses as characters. The kind of revelation that makes you question your life choices and wonder why you're still awake contemplating bracket symmetry instead of sleeping like a normal human.

Just A Simple Boolean Question
Programming Csharp Typescript Javascript Python
1 month ago 99.6K views 0 shares
Just A Simple Boolean Question
The eternal pain of expecting a simple true or false but getting "Yes" instead! Boolean questions should have binary answers, but somehow non-technical folks (and occasionally that one backend dev) manage to return strings like "Sure", "I think so", or my personal favorite: "It depends." The compiler in my brain throws a TypeError: Cannot convert String to Boolean every single time. The worst part? You can't even use !!response to coerce it properly!

It's String, Not String (Leviosa Not Leviosaa)
Java Javascript Programming Debugging
1 month ago 108.2K views 1 shares
It's String, Not String (Leviosa Not Leviosaa)
Oh. My. GOD. The eternal language war between Java and JavaScript has reached Hogwarts levels of drama! 🧙‍♀️ Java, that uptight prefect of programming languages, is ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED that you'd dare use lowercase "string" instead of the proper capitalized "String" class. Heaven forbid you make such a ghastly syntax error! The compiler would literally DIE. Meanwhile, JavaScript is over there like a chaotic first-year who couldn't care less about your rigid type conventions. "WTF is String?" it screams, while happily accepting strings, numbers, objects, or literal garbage as parameters because YOLO! The true tragedy? They share a name but have NOTHING in common. It's like naming your twin children "Identical" and "Nothing Alike" just to watch the world burn! 🔥

Co Pilot Go Brrrr
AI Kotlin Programming Java
2 months ago 137.2K views 0 shares
Co Pilot Go Brrrr
When GitHub Copilot generates your data class and decides to nest variables like Russian dolls. That's not a class, it's a family tree of Strings going back 17 generations. Somewhere in that code is the String that contains the meaning of life, but you'll need to scroll for 3 days to find it. Enterprise software at its finest—where simplicity goes to die.

Boolean Questions Deserve Boolean Answers
Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
2 months ago 125.5K views 0 shares
Boolean Questions Deserve Boolean Answers
Asking "Is the server up?" and getting "Well, it was working yesterday but then Dave pushed some changes and now it's giving a 502 sometimes but only on Tuesdays" is the digital equivalent of asking if someone wants coffee and getting their life story. Boolean questions expect true/false answers, not a novel-length string that requires three scrolls and a therapist to process. The face says it all—that moment of silent suffering we all experience waiting for the simple "yes" or "no" that will never come.

Math Is Hard
Javascript Frontend Backend Cloud
4 months ago 152.3K views 0 shares
Math Is Hard
Content JavaScript console.log(3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + "8" + 9); Al-generated code. Review and use carefully. More info on FAQ. The output of this expression will be "28789". Let me break it down: 1. The sum of the numbers 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 is 25. 2. The string "g" is concatenated to the result, resulting in "258" 3. Finally, the number 9 is also concatenated, giving us the final output of "28789".

Trivial Things Arent So Trivial After All
Programming
4 months ago 55.1K views 0 shares
trivialThingsArentSoTrivialAfterAll | string-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content java String str "hello"; str str.toUpperCase (); stdrstring str: "hello'; std. for each(ste begin(), str. end), l (chark c) c std: touper(c, std.:locale());

If it works, it works. But you can never change it again.
Databases Backend
4 months ago 118.7K views 0 shares
If it works, it works. But you can never change it again. | string-memes, function-memes, date-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content if "discard" as args 0: if len(args) 2: Discards only the specified cards if specified cards are provided. Function also sets the hand post-discarding. GETS THE CARDS KEYS FROM THEIR DISPLAY NAMES BECAUSE THE USER CANNOT SEE THE KEYSIDS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. keytuples (deckLoaded (1) ("name"), 1) for 1 in deckLoaded) DON'T TOUCH THIS. valid cardkeys ( DON'T TOUCH THIS for usersubstring in args 1:1: DON'T TOUCH THIS. tempcandidatekeys DON'T TOUCH THIS. for display name, cardkey in keytuples: DON'T TOUCH THIS. if usersubstring. lower() in displayname. lower(): DON'T TOUCH THIS. tempcandidatekeys.append (cardkey) DON'T TOUCH THIS nondupekeys DON'T TOUCH THIS. for 1 in tempcandidatekeys: DON'T TOUCH THIS. if (1 in cardhand) and (not (str(i) in valid card keys)): DON'T TOUCH THIS. nondupekeys.append (i) DON'T TOUCH THIS. if nondupekeys: DON'T TOUCH THIS. validcardkeys.append (nondupekeys 0) DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS

Coding Standard Of Extreme Nature
Programming
4 months ago 56.3K views 0 shares
codingStandardOfExtremeNature | coding-memes, string-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] uu you dont put a string in Constants e even if it is used only once. 1 1

Quora Strikes Again
Backend
4 months ago 45.8K views 0 shares
quoraStrikesAgain | developer-memes, try-memes, string-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Quora A new hired developer spent a half day trying to convert a little endian hex string into a 16bit integer in C without being able to do it for example 3A01 into 0x013A. Should we fire him All related 18 vV Sort Recommended Vv

Coding With Handritten Fonts
Programming
4 months ago 73.6K views 0 shares
codingWithHandrittenFonts | coding-memes, string-memes, class-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] expont class b U S LA T likesDogs boofean constructorwho string this.who who

English Plus Plus
Backend
4 months ago 124.6K views 0 shares
englishPlusPlus | string-memes, function-memes, api-memes, class-memes, url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 24 void function in the classAPI that will::initCur10)- 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 the variable handle is to theresult of the function named curleasyinit();- if.the. (thandle).isn't- thenprintfthe string:"curl couldnt init"):- and then return nothing; .1-