Slow performance Memes

So you're transferring files to your blazing-fast internal SSD at a blistering 45.1 MB/s, and it's only going to take... *checks notes* ...13 hours? For 161 GB? That's literally slower than a 2004 external hard drive having an existential crisis. The irony here is chef's kiss. SSDs are supposed to hit speeds of 500+ MB/s (SATA) or even 3000+ MB/s (NVMe), but here we are watching paint dry at speeds that would make a floppy disk blush. Either Windows decided to copy each of those 425,199 items one molecule at a time, or something is catastrophically wrong with your setup. Could be USB 2.0 bottleneck, could be the source drive is dying, or maybe Windows just felt like taking a leisurely stroll through your file system today. The "30% complete" progress bar is just mocking you at this point. See you tomorrow when it finishes!