Rag Memes

This is basically a character selection screen for the tech industry, and honestly, I've met every single one of these people. The accuracy is disturbing. My personal favorites: The Prompt Poet (Dark Arts) who literally conjures code from thin air by whispering sweet nothings to ChatGPT, and The GPU Peasant Wizard who's out here running Llama 3 on a laptop that sounds like it's preparing for liftoff. The "mindful computing" part killed me—yeah, very mindful of that thermal throttling, buddy. The Toolcall Gremlin is peak AI engineering: "Everything is a tool call. Even asking for water." Debugging method? Add 9 more tools. Because clearly the solution to complexity is... more complexity. Chef's kiss. And let's not ignore The Security Paranoid Monk who treats every token like it's radioactive and redacts everything including the concept of fun. Meanwhile, The Rag Hoarder is over there calling an entire Downloads folder "context" like that's somehow better than just uploading the actual files. Special shoutout to The 'I Don't Need AI' Boomer who spends 3 hours doing what takes 30 seconds with AI, then calls it "autocomplete" to protect their ego. Sure, grandpa, you keep grinding those TPS reports manually.