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Position 235,300,400: Your Estimated Wait Time Is Forever

Gamedev Networking Backend Programming

9 months ago 388.4K views 1 shares

Position 235,300,400: Your Estimated Wait Time Is Forever

Ah, the classic "queue position: 235,300,400" screen. That's not a player count—that's how many coffees you'll need before getting into the game. Remember when we thought 500 concurrent users was a stress test? Game companies now be like "let's invite the entire population of Earth minus New Zealand" to beta test. And they're shocked when their four potato servers burst into flames. Next time someone asks me to scale our app, I'm just gonna show them this and say "but can it handle Battlefield launch day traffic?"

Correct But Too Gross

Programming Java Csharp Python Javascript

1 year ago 555.7K views 1 shares

Correct But Too Gross

This meme perfectly captures that moment in data structures class when someone gives a technically correct but horrifyingly visceral explanation. Stacks follow LIFO (Last In, First Out) like vomiting—the last thing you ate comes out first. Queues follow FIFO (First In, First Out) like, well... digestive completion. The interviewer's progressively angrier face is every CS professor who wanted a nice academic explanation but got bodily functions instead. Sometimes the most memorable explanations are the ones that make you want to bleach your brain afterward.