Ah, the classic "queue position: 235,300,400" screen. That's not a player count—that's how many coffees you'll need before getting into the game. Remember when we thought 500 concurrent users was a stress test? Game companies now be like "let's invite the entire population of Earth minus New Zealand" to beta test. And they're shocked when their four potato servers burst into flames. Next time someone asks me to scale our app, I'm just gonna show them this and say "but can it handle Battlefield launch day traffic?"
Position 235,300,400: Your Estimated Wait Time Is Forever
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