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CSS Gets Political With Color Names
Frontend Webdev Javascript
16 days ago 112.7K views 0 shares
CSS Gets Political With Color Names
CSS joins the resistance by removing "ice" from its color name. Revolutionary naming convention or just another reason why frontend developers can't have nice things? Next week: we'll rename padding-right to padding-correct because politics belongs in stylesheets apparently. Your browser will now render in shades of political statements.

Make Python Imports Great Again
Python Programming Debugging
2 months ago 99.1K views 0 shares
Make Python Imports Great Again
Finally, a package that solves the real problem in Python development: those pesky foreign imports being too fast and efficient! Want your data analysis to take an entire coffee break instead of milliseconds? Slap a 200% tariff on pandas! Need to justify that 3-hour lunch while "waiting for your script to finish"? Import numpy with a 50% slowdown tax! This satirical gem perfectly captures the absurdity of trade politics by imagining what would happen if programming packages had import taxes. Nothing says "enterprise-ready solution" like artificially crippling your own tools for nationalist programming pride. Next feature request: a firewall that physically heats up when you use non-domestic packages.

Make Bash Great Again
Bash Devops Programming Linux
2 months ago 99.0K views 0 shares
Make Bash Great Again
The political satire meets shell scripting in this masterpiece! The joke plays on the Bash command set -eu , which enables strict error handling in scripts (exit on error and treat unset variables as errors). But why use sensible error handling when you can have PATRIOTIC error handling? Clearly, any self-respecting American bash script should use set -USA instead! Because nothing says "robust programming practices" like injecting nationalism into your command flags. Next up: replacing grep with freedom-search and sudo with executive-order .