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Pc Master Race Buying $1000+ Parts. What Is This Light On My Motherboard? How Do I Update My Bios? What Does This Function Do?
AI Linux Backend
15 days ago 78.5K views 0 shares
Pc Master Race Buying $1000+ Parts. What Is This Light On My Motherboard? How Do I Update My Bios? What Does This Function Do?
Content ASUS N13219 MOTHERBOARD USER MANUAL EBHFZBWHZR | PDF | 71 Pages | 369.91 KB | 07 Oct, 2015 COPYRIGHT © 2015, ALL RIGHT RESERVED

But Not The Pdf
Linux
1 month ago 97.7K views 0 shares
But Not The Pdf
Content HOW THE CLIENT DESCRIBED THEIR DATA X II Excel TXI THEIR DATA PDF

How Do I Compile This PDF Artifact
Programming Devops Git Debugging
2 months ago 105.5K views 0 shares
How Do I Compile This PDF Artifact
Nothing says "I'm from a different era of computing" like sending a PDF of a printout instead of a Git repo link. That senior dev probably still has a drawer full of floppy disks "just in case." Next they'll tell you to compile it by feeding the paper into your CD drive and typing "make oldschool." The digital equivalent of getting directions via fax machine when you asked for GPS coordinates.

Life Could Be A Dream
Webdev Git Programming Frontend
2 months ago 95.0K views 0 shares
Life Could Be A Dream
A utopian future where we'd actually have flying cars and advanced technology if only we weren't held back by clunky document formats! Markdown (MD) is like that cool friend who keeps things simple yet powerful, while DOCX and PDF are the corporate overlords who insist on making everything unnecessarily complicated. Just imagine a world where you could easily edit, version control, and collaborate on documents without battling formatting demons or 50MB attachments. The dream died when some executive decided "but can it have 47 different font options though?"

The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing
AI Programming Databases
3 months ago 159.7K views 0 shares
The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing
Ah, the eternal dev dream: "Can AI just handle all this data conversion crap so I don't have to?" Meanwhile, every developer who's spent weeks building custom parsers for legacy government PDFs is quietly sobbing in the corner. The real treasury isn't money—it's the sanity we lost converting Excel to JSON. Pro tip: if you want to feel true pain, try parsing a PDF that was originally a scanned document from 1997 that someone converted to Word and then back to PDF again.

The Data Cake Of Broken Dreams
Databases Programming Debugging Backend
3 months ago 147.6K views 0 shares
The Data Cake Of Broken Dreams
Client: "Our data is very organized and clean!" Developer: *receives a pile of crumbled chocolate cupcakes with random file formats scattered around* The expectation vs. reality gap in data handoffs is the tech world's greatest practical joke. Clients envision their data as this adorable, well-groomed dog cake with perfect frosting roses, while developers get what looks like someone dropped the cake in a parking lot and then tried to fix it with a spatula and blind optimism. And of course, they've sprinkled in some Excel, XML, TXT, and PDF files because why use one consistent format when you can use four incompatible ones? Nothing says "professional data management" like a digital version of a dessert crime scene.

Times Have Changed
Linux
4 months ago 90.4K views 0 shares
timesHaveChanged | hardware-memes, devs-memes, pdf-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, startup-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Startups then "Yeah we built the OS in our garage. You want better hardware? We'll build it this weekend" "How did I bootstrap? Just drove a taxi nights and weekends" "PMF? I just called up people from Yellowbooks until I found a problem worth solving" Startups now "oh this? its just a side project, i call it github" "being a founder is so hard, ive been attending 4 networking parties a day" "we have a pdf, we're raising 5 mil" "we hired 20 devs, we expect to find PMF in 6 months" "we bought the domain name and set up a DAO, brainstorming product ideas now"

Clean And Optimized Code
Programming
4 months ago 49.1K views 0 shares
cleanAndOptimizedCode | code-memes, pdf-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] WE NEED TO WRITE CLEAN OPTIMIZED CODE SURE THING. WE ALSO NEED TO SHIP THIS FEATURE IN 3 DAYS. THAT RESUME.PDF

Stop Doing Github
Linux Backend
4 months ago 67.4K views 0 shares
stopDoingGithub | coding-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, git-memes, github-memes, pdf-memes, cli-memes, fork-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] STOP DOING GITHUB PROGRAMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE SECRET CLUBS. e YEARS OF DOUBLECLICK RUN yet NO REALWORLD USE FOUND for sharing code. e Wanted to share text anyway for a laugh We had a tool for that it was called PDF FILES e Yes please give me a .py file. Please open a PULL REQUEST for me. Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Developers have been demanding for your Respect for all this time with commits that make as much sense as hieroglyphics This is REAL coding done by REAL developers 227 Hello would like a fork to execute please They have played us for absolute fools

Step1 In Redesigning With Ai
Frontend
5 months ago 20.9K views 0 shares
step1InRedesigningWithAI | web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, requirements-memes, performance-memes, pdf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I want you to redesign the website for better performance BUT make sure to include a bit of bluh bluh bluh bluh and make sure the app is bluh bluh bluh fast. Follow my exact bluh bluh requirements. Keep the design bluh bluh bluh simple yet bluh bluh elegant Got it. Resignation Letter.pdf PDF

Watch Me
Programming
6 months ago 24.7K views 0 shares
watchMe | pdf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content READMEMD READMETXT README.PDF READTEMPA

We follow the best practices.
Linux
7 months ago 24.1K views 0 shares
We follow the best practices. | data-memes, excel-memes, pdf-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HOW THE CLIENT DESCRIBED THEIR DATA E Excel TXT THEIR DATA PDF DataScience.vin