Network engineering Memes

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Do You Even UDP Brah

Do You Even UDP Brah
The title "Do You Even Ud Pbrah" is actually a clever play on "UDP bro" - which is exactly what this meme is about. While drug dealers panic when they lose a few "packets" (of drugs), IT engineers casually sip coffee when UDP packets go missing. That's because UDP (User Datagram Protocol) doesn't care about packet delivery confirmation. Unlike its uptight cousin TCP, UDP just yeets data packets into the void and hopes for the best. No handshakes, no receipts, no tears. Perfect for streaming video or online gaming where speed matters more than perfection. The network equivalent of "whatever gets through is good enough."

Which One

Which One
This meme perfectly captures the chaotic reality of network protocols for programmers! 😂 The joke here is that when someone says "Please follow protocol," they're asking you to follow a set of rules or procedures. But for programmers, the word "protocol" triggers an existential crisis because there are so many different networking protocols to choose from! The image shows a menacing character (from what appears to be an anime) with various protocol names floating around - TCP, UDP, HTTP, MQTT, Bluetooth, etc. - representing the overwhelming number of communication protocols programmers need to deal with. It's like asking "which restaurant should we go to?" and getting bombarded with every restaurant in a 50-mile radius. The meme perfectly captures that moment of "Wait, which protocol are you talking about? I know like 20 different ones!" Every programmer who's had to work with networking or IoT has felt this pain - staring into the abyss of protocols and wondering which one is the right choice for their specific use case. And just when you think you've mastered them all, a new one appears!