Large-files Memes

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In These Moments I Shall Pray
Networking
7 days ago 67.0K views 0 shares
In These Moments I Shall Pray
Watching a 50GB file download at 49kB/s is the digital equivalent of watching paint dry, except the paint keeps threatening to disconnect. At that speed, you're looking at roughly 12 days of pure existential dread—if your connection doesn't hiccup. The minion's wide-eyed horror perfectly captures that moment when you realize you could have physically mailed a hard drive across the country faster. And yet, you'll still sit there, staring, afraid that if you look away, the download will sense your absence and immediately fail.

The Download Hostage Situation
Windows Programming Linux
10 days ago 62.6K views 0 shares
The Download Hostage Situation
The existential horror of waking up to check if your massive download finished overnight, only to find it's been sitting there, politely waiting for your confirmation like some digital sociopath. That 30GB file—probably a game, development environment, or Linux distro—has been at 100% for hours, but refuses to complete without your explicit blessing. The look of pure, unadulterated panic is the universal response of someone who just realized they could have been using that software seven hours ago . Nothing quite matches the rage of discovering your computer has been holding your download hostage while you slept, requiring just one simple click that it absolutely couldn't make on its own. Technology: making simple tasks unnecessarily complicated since forever.

The Regex Backslash Apocalypse
Vim Programming Linux Debugging
2 months ago 177.7K views 0 shares
The Regex Backslash Apocalypse
Sweet mother of backslashes! The absolute AUDACITY of this developer thinking Vim regex and Perl regex are interchangeable! Honey, that's like showing up to a knife fight with a spoon! 💀 The final panel is the regex equivalent of a horror movie jumpscare - that unholy abomination of backslashes would make any text file burst into flames! And a 700MB text file?! Who hurt you?!