The Great Cake Day Massacre

reddit Programming community Social media Moderation Karma Cake day Deleted comments Downvoted Online culture

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The Great Cake Day Massacre

reddit-memes, moderation-memes, cake-day-memes, deleted-comments-memes, reddit-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

THE GRAVEYARD OF CAKE DAY WISHES! 💀 Sweet merciful heavens, we're witnessing a MASSACRE of deleted comments, each one marked with that innocent little cake emoji! It's like watching the digital equivalent of a horror movie where everyone who says "Happy Birthday" gets OBLITERATED by the Reddit moderation gods! Those poor souls thought they were spreading joy, but instead got their comments [removed] faster than unused variables in production code! The thread is LITERALLY NOTHING BUT TOMBSTONES of well-wishers! The irony is so thick you could frost a cake with it!

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