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It's 2025: Microsoft's Terrifying GitHub Request
Git Networking Security Devops Microsoft
11 hours ago 93.0K views 0 shares
It's 2025: Microsoft's Terrifying GitHub Request
The year is 2025. Microsoft has fully absorbed GitHub, and the dystopian nightmare begins. GitHub users cower in fear as Microsoft whispers "Come closer..." only to drop the bombshell: "I NEED YOU TO ADD IPV6 SUPPORT TO GITHUB." It's the ultimate plot twist! After all the fears of Microsoft injecting telemetry, ads, or subscription tiers into GitHub, they're just desperately trying to drag their acquisition into modern networking standards. Still running on legacy IPv4 in 2025? That's the real horror story! The internet ran out of IPv4 addresses years ago, but GitHub's still clinging to them like SpongeBob to his spatula.

The Mythical Version 3 Utopia
Programming Networking Gamedev Python
1 month ago 78.3K views 0 shares
The Mythical Version 3 Utopia
Ah, the mythical "3" in software – where dreams go to die. Just like gamers waiting for Half-Life 3 or Battlefront 3, programmers know the pain of Python 3 migration hell, IPv6 adoption (because we skipped IPv5), and that one legacy codebase that will never reach version 3.0. The utopian future shown here is basically what happens when a developer finally fixes that one bug that's been in the backlog for 7 years. Pure fantasy. Meanwhile, we're all still using workarounds from Stack Overflow posts from 2011.

Really Why Is There Something Like It
Networking Devops Programming
4 months ago 139.3K views 2 shares
Really Why Is There Something Like It
The great IPv5 mystery strikes again! That awkward moment when the entire internet collectively decided to jump from IPv4 straight to IPv6, and now we're all just pretending to know why! 😅 Truth is, IPv5 was actually an experimental protocol from the 80s called Internet Stream Protocol that never made it to production. But honestly, it's way more fun to nod along in meetings when someone mentions "the IPv5 situation" than admit you have absolutely no clue. Classic networking humor - where admitting ignorance is scarier than configuring a router with your eyes closed!