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The Monkey Brain Discount Algorithm

The Monkey Brain Discount Algorithm
Developers and Steam sales - a tale as old as time. Your brain stays completely offline when seeing a $29.99 price tag, but throw in that "-50%" label and suddenly your dopamine receptors light up like a Christmas tree. The game still costs exactly $29.99, but now your primitive developer brain is convinced it's an incredible deal. And Lord Gaben watches from above, knowing you'll buy 17 games you'll never install.

Buying Games > Playing Games

Buying Games > Playing Games
The digital hoarding phenomenon strikes again! That sweet dopamine hit from clicking "Purchase" during Steam sales is vastly superior to the actual commitment of downloading and playing the games. My Steam library has more unplayed titles than a bookshelf at an illiterate's house. It's basically a digital museum of good intentions at this point. The backlog grows faster than technical debt in a startup with no code reviews.

I Am Hoarding Domains

I Am Hoarding Domains
THE AUDACITY to compare my domain-buying habit to "compulsive shopping"! 💅 Excuse me, but those 37 domain names I purchased at 3 AM are not just impulse buys—they're investments in my future genius ! Sure, I haven't touched my last 12 side projects, but THIS ONE will definitely become the next billion-dollar startup! My wallet is sobbing, my projects folder is a graveyard of dreams, and GoDaddy sends me birthday cards now, but how DARE you judge me for securing www.definitely-will-code-this-someday.com! It's called being VISIONARY, sweetie!