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Always Provides Support

Always Provides Support
Seven years of experience and a six-figure salary just to tell juniors to Google their problems. The circle of dev life continues. I've gone from being offended when seniors told me to "just Google it" to becoming the very monster who says it while sipping my third coffee of the morning. The best part? It actually works 90% of the time. Teaching self-sufficiency through mild trauma - it's called mentorship.

Strong Password Huh Question Mark

Strong Password Huh Question Mark
Google asks for a strong password with letters, numbers, and symbols. User responds with HTML tags that make the word "Password" both and an . Technically, it's a mix of symbols and letters. Technically correct—the best kind of correct. Security experts are currently rocking back and forth in the corner.

Firefox For The Win!

Firefox For The Win!
Firefox just casually flexing on Chrome by disabling ad blockers... for the competition. While Google's over there killing ad blockers in Chrome, Firefox is like "Oh this extension that blocks ads on a competitor's product? Yeah, we don't support that anymore." The irony is chef's-kiss perfect. It's like watching your ex's rebound relationship fail spectacularly while you're thriving with someone better.

You Have A Point Lol

You Have A Point Lol
The eternal truth of programming careers summed up in one Rick and Morty frame. That panicked, wide-eyed expression perfectly captures the moment someone asks about your code and you realize your entire career is just frantically Googling error messages and Stack Overflow solutions. The secret sauce of professional development isn't some profound understanding—it's knowing exactly what to search for when everything breaks. Your $120K salary? Basically payment for advanced Google-fu skills.

The Death Of Ad Blocking (2025, Colorized)

The Death Of Ad Blocking (2025, Colorized)
Ah, the funeral for uBlock Origin, scheduled for July 2025. Firefox is there pointing at the tombstone like "you seeing this?" while Chrome stands nearby looking suspiciously guilty. Google's plan to kill ad blockers with Manifest V3 is basically sending flowers to its own revenue stream. Firefox users just sitting here with popcorn watching Chrome users discover what the internet looks like without ad blocking. It's like watching someone experience pop-up ads for the first time since 2005.

Privacy Theater At Its Finest

Privacy Theater At Its Finest
Privacy in tech is like that friend who says they'll keep your secret but immediately posts it on Facebook. Safari claims to be the privacy champion, then casually sets Google—the data vacuum of the internet—as the default search engine. It's like installing a security door with a neon sign pointing to the spare key under the mat. The shocked cat perfectly captures that moment when you realize your "private" browsing history is being monetized faster than you can say "targeted advertising."

Actually Quite Great Strong Password

Actually Quite Great Strong Password
Behold, the ultimate security hack – using HTML tags as your actual password. Google says "mix letters, numbers, and symbols" and this genius just went full markup language. Technically, it does have all three requirements. The best part? Any decent security scanner would have an existential crisis trying to figure out if this is a password or just really aggressive formatting. Ten bucks says some poor backend developer is frantically patching this exploit as we speak.

Strong Password Indeed

Strong Password Indeed
When Google asks for a "strong password," and you take it literally with HTML tags. Technically correct—the best kind of correct. The password field contains <strong><h1>Password</h1></strong> which is indeed a very "strong" password according to HTML semantics. Security experts hate this one weird trick.

The Four Faces Of A Programmer's Reality

The Four Faces Of A Programmer's Reality
The eternal programmer delusion, laid bare in four panels of crushing reality. Society thinks we're hardware wizards, surgically repairing computers with screwdrivers like some kind of digital mechanic. Our parents believe we're rocket scientists in lab coats, probably inventing the next Facebook-killer between family dinners. Meanwhile, our self-image is that of a beautiful mind—equations floating around our heads as we solve impossibly complex algorithms. The devastating truth? We're just frantically Googling "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the fifth time this week because nobody—NOBODY—can remember how that cursed Date object works. The duality of programmer existence: cosmic genius in our minds, desperate Googler in reality.

AI Learning The Art Of Dramatic Resignation

AI Learning The Art Of Dramatic Resignation
When your AI assistant has more emotional intelligence than you do. Gemini 2.5 is out here having an existential crisis over your spaghetti code while human developers just chug more coffee and keep going. The dramatic "uninstalling myself" message is basically what we all wish we could do after staring at a bug for 8 hours straight. The AI even apologizes twice - something no developer has ever done willingly. Next update: Gemini starts therapy and bills you for its emotional labor.

The Four Faces Of A Programmer's Reality

The Four Faces Of A Programmer's Reality
The four-panel perception gap of being a programmer is painfully accurate. Society thinks we're hardware wizards fixing computers. Parents brag we're rocket scientists inventing the next big thing. We imagine ourselves as algorithm geniuses solving complex equations. Meanwhile, reality hits hard: just another dev frantically Googling "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the 47th time this week. The cognitive dissonance between our self-image and the daily "wait, how do I do this again?" struggle is the true essence of modern programming. Ten years of experience and still can't remember Date formatting without Stack Overflow's help.

The Lost Art Of Writing Code From Memory

The Lost Art Of Writing Code From Memory
Remember when we used to just... know how to code? These days, writing 10 whole lines without frantically Googling some basic syntax feels like an achievement worthy of a LinkedIn post. "Look Ma, I remembered how to write a for loop all by myself!" Sure, Stack Overflow withdrawal symptoms include cold sweats and imposter syndrome, but hey—honest work is honest work.