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Content From your Digest Nathan Kellert Knows English 1y X I have been working as a fake software developer by copying and pasting for 9 years. I want to learn programming properly and become a real developer. What should I do?

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THE AUDACITY of comparing junior developers to pooping dogs! 💀 When that fresh-faced junior makes terrified eye contact while deploying to production, they're not just scared—they're LITERALLY putting their entire career in your hands! Like a puppy in its most vulnerable moment, silently begging "please don't let this crash the server and get me fired on day 12." The deployment button might as well be labeled "career self-destruct" and yet they press it while staring at you with those wide, innocent eyes. The ultimate act of workplace vulnerability!

Content I AM A DEVELOPER. NO WAY. I AM A DEVELOPER! DOES THAT MAKE US BEST FRIENDS!? NO. OH. BECAUSE BEING A DEVELOPER IS ONLY PART OF WHO WE ARE AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER? YES... THAT'S WHY. php Little Porpoise

Man sitting there with a straight face suggesting Haskell as the programming language of choice for those who think regular self-destruction isn't enough. Functional programming: where your mental health goes to die, but at least you'll have pure functions and no side effects. Except, you know, the side effect of questioning all your life choices at 3 AM while debugging a monad transformer stack.