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Linux Vs Windows: The C++ Emotional Rollercoaster
C++ Windows Programming Linux Debugging
22 days ago 103.9K views 0 shares
Linux Vs Windows: The C++ Emotional Rollercoaster
The eternal duality of C++ development. On Linux, everything's a vibrant party where your code compiles with a cheerful g++ command and your makefiles actually work. Meanwhile, on Windows, you're trapped in a film noir nightmare where Visual Studio randomly decides your perfectly valid code is an abomination, and you're left contemplating the void while hunting down missing DLLs in the registry. The cigarette is optional, but the existential crisis is mandatory.

Compile With Ai
AI Security Devops Programming Debugging
4 months ago 215.0K views 0 shares
Compile With Ai
Oh look, it's the compiler we all secretly want but are too afraid to admit! The "AI C Compiler" (aicc) is basically what happens when you combine a programmer's desperation with their unwillingness to learn proper memory management. Instead of fixing your semicolons and memory leaks like a responsible adult, just throw your garbage code at ChatGPT and pray! "Will your code compile? Will it be fast or slow? Will it have memory leaks?" Who knows! It's like playing Russian roulette with your codebase, except all chambers are loaded and the gun is pointed at your production server. The best part? You don't even need to understand what you're doing anymore! Just make vague gestures at your requirements and let AI figure it out. Programming degree? Waste of money. Stack Overflow? Ancient history. Just whisper sweet nothings to the machine and watch it spit out code that's probably better than yours anyway.