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The $72,000 Engineering Initiation Ritual
AWS Devops Programming Testing Backend
11 days ago 205.8K views 1 shares
The $72,000 Engineering Initiation Ritual
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of corporate mandated "load testing" turning into a $72,000 AWS bill! 💸💸💸 That moment when your innocent little dev environment accidentally becomes Amazon's secret revenue stream! The cloud giveth and the cloud ABSOLUTELY TAKETH AWAY your entire IT budget in a single month! And that response? PERFECTION. You haven't truly experienced the cloud until you've accidentally funded Jeff Bezos' next space vacation. It's basically a rite of passage at this point! Welcome to the "I accidentally sponsored Amazon's quarterly earnings" club - membership costs exactly one heart attack when you open your AWS console! ✨

That Moment You've Been In Prod All Along
Devops Programming Debugging Databases Backend
4 months ago 248.7K views 0 shares
That Moment You've Been In Prod All Along
Nothing quite captures that moment of pure existential dread like realizing you just ran DROP DATABASE on production instead of your sandbox environment. The cat's face is literally all of us – that split second when your soul leaves your body and you're mentally updating your resume while simultaneously wondering if anyone would notice if you just... disappeared forever. It's the digital equivalent of thinking you're practicing your golf swing but actually launching a ball through your neighbor's window. Except instead of breaking glass, you've just broken the entire company. Whoops!

Before Closing On Friday Evening
Devops Git Programming Debugging Testing
5 months ago 217.7K views 0 shares
Before Closing On Friday Evening
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! The absolute AUDACITY of pushing untested code to dev at 4:59 PM on a Friday! 💅✨ It's the classic "not my problem until Monday" energy that only the most chaotic developers possess. Like, honey, you're literally creating a weekend emergency while dancing on the grave of your team's sanity! That code is going to break SPECTACULARLY while you're sipping margaritas, and some poor on-call dev will be crying into their keyboard. ICONIC BEHAVIOR. 👑

The Savior Of PHP Installation Nightmares
php Webdev Devops Programming Linux
6 months ago 222.7K views 0 shares
The Savior Of PHP Installation Nightmares
The PHP installation process from the official website is basically a dark ritual requiring blood sacrifice and ancient incantations. Meanwhile, PPA Ondrej is the unsung hero who created a repository where you can just type apt-get install and get on with your life instead of deciphering cryptic documentation that seems deliberately written to make you question your career choices. The contrast between the official way and the "thank god someone fixed this" way perfectly captures the everyday pain of dev tooling that should be simple but never is.