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The Forbidden Connection

Security Networking Hardware

12 months ago 314.3K views 0 shares

The Forbidden Connection

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of putting a "DO NOT CONNECT TO LAN/INTERNET" sticker with a skull and crossbones on a laptop that LITERALLY HAS AN ETHERNET PORT RIGHT BELOW IT! It's like putting a "do not eat" sign on a cake and then serving it with a fork! This is the digital equivalent of telling someone they can't swim while pushing them into a pool. Some poor IT admin is having heart palpitations somewhere knowing that temptation is just ONE cable away from complete and utter catastrophe! That laptop must be harboring government secrets or the world's most embarrassing browser history! 💀

On My Way To Edit The Web Server's Config File

Devops Linux Webdev Security Backend

1 year ago 444.5K views 2 shares

On My Way To Edit The Web Server's Config File

Just another Tuesday in production. Nothing says "minor config change" like suiting up in a bomb disposal outfit first. The level of caution is directly proportional to how many services depend on that nginx.conf file. One misplaced semicolon and suddenly you're explaining to management why the entire company website redirects to a 404 page.